Platonic Smoothie

The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.

Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"

by WickedBrat May 28, 2013

Platform End Veg

The groups of "people" (people used in the loosest possible term) which gather on the ends of railway station platforms and vegitate (veg) all day long. They either have a compact camera, a basic video camera, or just a notebook and pen, are often virgins, and spout nothing but hypocrisy, lies, and outrageous suggestions of movements and workings on the UK railway scene. They are quite often the scum of the earth, and are avoided by most and feared by some. If you get in their way or even stand close to them, they will exercise their god given right to abuse you and issue empty threats of violence and death, because it's their territory, and all trespassers must be shot.

*Trains approaches "Here it is" *platform end veg spouts every number of every wagon/carriage in the consist over the top of everyone elses video*

"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"

*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"

by TwoSixAlpha August 22, 2014

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

plato academy

A school that education wise, is good. But when it comes to sitting in that building for 6 hours it ain’t it. Most the kids are Jhits, the food is bad, and the uniforms are trash.

Friend: hey what school you go to?
Me: uhm Plato academy

Friend: sorry for asking.

by Table cloth November 8, 2018

Platform Privilege

The privilege that celebrities, professional athletes, and politicians possess over regular citizens, that gives them the ability to broadcast their singular and oftentimes uneducated opinion to millions of people, simply because they enjoy access and prominence in media where non-famous, but more intelligent individuals do not. While all men may be created equal, their access to platforms is not and famous people become entitled to believe that their opinions and ideas have merit simply because they are famous.

Dude 1: "Man, can you believe the crappy lead singer from Coldplay is telling me who I should vote for? Who does he think he is?

Dude 2: "He's using his Platform Privilege. Celebrities always think we want to hear their opinions even though we all know they're complete morons and the media pukes it out to the masses because they're famous."

by sam whittemore September 3, 2020

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020

Platoonza

A radical party.

Yo, wanna go the Platoonza down the block?

by PaulXD June 24, 2021