Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

Pavilionate

To hit a football with such force that it flies over a 3 storey building.

John Pavilionated the ball into the net while Melvin watched on not knowing what just passed him.

by jocojohn February 24, 2008

Penile Sneeze

The act of ejaculating.

"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'

by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010

penile injector

the art of pounding vag.
laying pipe.
A porn ster is a penile injector

"john terry is a penile injector"

"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"

"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

pavilion kids

Kids that hang out in park pavilions and other public spaces to smoke cigerattes an loiter. This particular breed of scumbag subculture ushally consists of young teenagers between the ages of 12-16 with a hierarchy of adult scumbags in their early to mid 20s. in the town I live in these losers have truly ruined public parks for the rest of the community.

Dude look at all those Douchbag pavilion kids.

Yea I see em what a bunch of dumbasses but u know who I don't see queen Tiffany

Lol she prolly didn't feal like rolling over

Or she's hanging out clay and swifty

by Aces11 September 11, 2013

Pebile

It's use of the pebus in odd, or kinky ways.

"That's pebile. He used whip with a pebus that small?!"

by Acars April 3, 2015

penile fromage

Penile fromage the term frogs or other homosexual French people would use in place of the term penis cheese or smegma

Jacques, I will pass on the second grilled penile fromage sandwich. Merci.

by the one and only PRO-B May 1, 2016