When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.
This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
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Get the Take about blank percent off there mug.Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
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Get the fifty percent chance I fuck your wife mug.When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
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Get the so percent mug.Guy, hey, dude can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is only at 29 percent
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed
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