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Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"
"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"
by 3zhd April 12, 2021
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Crypto Pedo

Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better
Swyftx are crypto pedos
by kighafreewren January 15, 2021
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pedo-pussy

A paedophile and a coward hybrid word
That guy Tristen is a pedo-pussy. He's 19 and dating a 15 year old girl. Tristen gets bullied by his friends
by R. Arson May 8, 2021
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pedo bear

a bear that rapes you and keeps you hostage.
who is in that white van?
the pedo bear ! run
by pedobear12306659 May 21, 2013
mugGet the pedo bearmug.

pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.
I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School
by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010
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Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool
That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!
by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017
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Pedo-Ball

Pronounced: \ˈpe-də-bȯl\
Function: Noun
Inflected Form(s): Pedo-Balling


The Pedo-Ball, also known as Pedoball and in Europe the Peterball is the bait used by a pedophile to lure children over to him or her.

The ball is tossed into a crowd of children in the hope that one of them will bring the ball back over to the pedophile, who will then strike up a conversation or perhaps kidnap the child with the intent to molest.

This term was first used and discussed on the NAMBLA forums where users debated over the best way to meet boyfriends.

Over time the definition has changed and a pedo-ball can in actuality be any bait which is used to lure children to yourself with the intent to molest.
"That ball filled with candy is straight up Pedo-ball bait"

"Bob is going Pedo-Ballin' tonight, he's got the ice cream truck ready"
by AshxXx March 30, 2009
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