pat story

a story that has no point whatsoever.

person one: i talked to my mum on the phone today..
person two: yeah?
person one: thats it.
person two: what a pat story..

by ilovejellybeans April 1, 2009

Pat Kennedied

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

by Chelsea Bucketheads January 10, 2008

Pat Gillet

Also known as hottest guy alive. vocals and guitar from Down With Webster .

OMG ! Pat Gillet is soooo sexy and cute in the "Your Man" music video , holy , hes such a stud <3

by Pat Gillet lover . June 30, 2010

Pat Tillman

An NFL player who went to war in Afghanistan before everyone who realized what a disaster it would be, and then died in a pointless friendly fire incident; a man of great courage and conviction, and very little faith.

"Is it true Pat Tillman was an atheist?"
"Well, he didn't go to church, but even if he was, does that make him any less of an American hero?

by Lady Csyde February 8, 2007

pat coffey

he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey

HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH

by springfieldsux2012 November 2, 2010

Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

Pat Gaudard

Someone who is handsome and ugly at the same time. Usually have a beard, almost no friends, and a chode. You are not quite sure if this is a good or bad thing so you just deal with it.

Pat Gaudard is a skank.
A:What is his name? B:Pat Gaudard. A:How the hell do you pronounce that?

by GLanonymous October 21, 2010