paraphernalia

Noun. (Pa - ra - pher - nay - lee - ah)

1) Items which might be associated with a particular habit or trade.

2) The operation which involves the removal of one's scrotal sack. A practice which has all but died out in these enlightened times but which was carried out in Australasia and parts of Asia on convicted criminals who were deemed as unsuitable to father further children.

'let me get my paraphernalia and I'll see what I can do for you'

by Peter Taylor April 13, 2006

parphan

A term used to describe a parent who has lost a child. (from parent/orphan).

Tom and Liz were parphans, having lost their only child Emily to cancer.

by CottonZen February 18, 2018

parchnicity

N. A feeling or need; and unquenchable thirst or desire to consume an irrational number of low grade malt beverages. Usually the result of unexplained extra time between beer league softball games... or possibly related to the losing end of a 30-2 drubbing.

It was clear that Jan had allowed his parchnicity to take control of his actions, as he proceeded to consume 14 beers and hit 5 foul ball outs.

by heavydman September 14, 2008

pARGHticipation!

participation: the act or process of participating: to join in, to take part, to involve oneself.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

pARGHticipation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about participation.

"pARGHticipation!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013

parpagene

(verb) The act of backing away from a ground ball while looking away, closing your eyes and sweeping your glove out to your sides in hopes to field the ball.

"Wow, did you see that? That guy was so afraid, he tried to parpagene that ground ball!"

by cad281 June 19, 2013

parchelle

A roach covered thot. A fake marchelle.

Here comes parchelle , I don't want her in my house.

by sallytatted November 26, 2014

Pamphlet kid

The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.

Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.

by Big-Pink June 10, 2016