The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
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a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.
i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"
by dantes44 September 30, 2008
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Get the Nosey Parker mug.A person who will sit in a class and make random and spasticated movements. he will not realise he ia doing this or realise anyone has noticed.
E.g gorming out, violently tapping pens onto tables, swaying on a chair like he's monging out and generally creeping you out.
E.g gorming out, violently tapping pens onto tables, swaying on a chair like he's monging out and generally creeping you out.
by Suck it bitches!!!! February 5, 2010
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by VocabJabber October 17, 2008
Get the Parkersburg mug.1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
by jp November 30, 2003
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