Parasite

A significant other that suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder and/or drug addiction.

Person A) How's (Insert name)?
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.

by Dong Wan January 7, 2022

Culture parasite

People who parasitize a culture other than their own.

A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician

Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.

by Butterfinger April 1, 2022

parasite

Something that benefits from the downfall of a host.

The female Jim Jones thought of herself as a modern day Parysatis, always putting everyone on trial but herself, trying to dispatch enemies at oppurtune times. It's no wonder the name Parysatis is similar to parasite.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Parasite baby

When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.

You must be a Parasite baby.

by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022

Parasite

Someone that benefits from something others do not benefit from.

It would no longer do the dork's family any good to stay together, it would only benefit the dork, the parasite, as with many other things in life. It was about time somebody stood up to her spoiled rotten ass instead of for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 24, 2021

Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.

Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021