purralysis

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013

Paranosis

A paranoid psychosis.
A supercharged experience usually induced as a random reaction to drugs, mental or emotional instability or a combination thereof.

Fuck dude, put the gun down and get off the roof I told you only one 1 tablet or you'll have a paranosis.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

peeralysis

A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.

Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.

Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.

by Xanja January 1, 2012

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

paralytically incorrect

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.

Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.

by Antony December 20, 2003

Paranalysis

Over-analyzing a situation to the point that no decision is ever made.

Guy: "Cream soda? Or cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda?..."

Girl: "Jesus, just pick one -- you're suffering from paranalysis."

by kaeljae August 24, 2010

paralykiss

A condition where your body can't move when someone kisses you gently on the neck. Your tongue disappears and you are speechless, your body goes numb except for the tingling, and all you can do is breathe - just barely.

I can't wait to give him an hour long case of paralykiss.

by guesswildly January 5, 2006