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Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.
Be right back I go pack my bags.
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Back!
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You: Welcome packed!
by mirage107 January 13, 2012
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snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus
Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!
by the ber queen August 1, 2013
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snow-packed shake

when you pack someones tires with snow. Nick Vavrik and Tristan Rooney are assholes,
Yeah dude Nick and Tristan totally gave Justin's Ford Taurus a snow-packed shake
by AYYYYYBOIIIITAHAHAHAHA December 21, 2013
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shaq packed

The disappointed feeling following the consumption of a a shaq pack and not becoming shaq.
"Damn, did you see Vivian this morning?"
"Yea man she looked shaq packed"
by Negro Won-Kenobi April 18, 2016
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vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.
VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed
by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017
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action packed titty flack

The "Action Packed Titty Flack" is when you are grabbing at your girl's titties while you're an extra for a Michael Bay movie, the scene with you touching the titties will not be in the final cut because it usually ends in a law suit.
yo brother guy i just pulled a fat action packed titty flack on the set of one of the transformer movies.
by theguydudebuddyfella June 19, 2018
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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