by Dog Ross June 7, 2023
by Nannybread February 24, 2023
"James and I get along perfectly! I think he may be the one!!"
"Pace your pickles Sarah, you had 1 date..."
"Pace your pickles Sarah, you had 1 date..."
by Frenchfries0516 March 29, 2015
A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 15, 2015
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
when you see something so messed up you wanna run out of there quickly - so fast your as fast as an olympian
by she1l August 31, 2009
If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 7, 2006