Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

Payroll Prostitute by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

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12 year old prostitute

What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.

"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."

12 year old prostitute by b121 August 14, 2006

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Goat prostitute

A prostitute who has a beard

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.

Goat prostitute by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008

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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.

Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.

shame prostitute by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012