When you go out of town give your bestfriend the keys to your apartment so he can take care of it, only to come home to find him answering the door in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.
When KB when out of town he gave his keys to MW so he could feed the fish. The Wafford Promise was broken when KB's cousin found MW in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.
by Kevin Biltheezy June 2, 2009
Get the Wafford Promise mug.An oath between people. Some promises are made some broken.
noun A declaration, one to do or not to do
verb To engage to do pledge
noun A declaration, one to do or not to do
verb To engage to do pledge
P1: "If I were ever a samurai and you needed me would you let me rescue you?"
P2: i.e. if you keep your promise to a friend, I'm calling in a favor. I need your arse to come get me right now. Everything is a mess and my mind has escaped me since seeing you again. The weight of a million stones is crushing my insides without you. That is the truest statement I can ever make to you man. ilu You ARE the only person who can save me from myself.
P2: i.e. if you keep your promise to a friend, I'm calling in a favor. I need your arse to come get me right now. Everything is a mess and my mind has escaped me since seeing you again. The weight of a million stones is crushing my insides without you. That is the truest statement I can ever make to you man. ilu You ARE the only person who can save me from myself.
by Meye<3Blngs2U December 12, 2009
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by cornholio October 4, 2003
Get the The Promise mug.A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
by Promise123 November 21, 2010
Get the Promise mug.Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
by Banana Face McJiggins April 21, 2009
Get the Promise Rong mug.A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
by b s d December 15, 2008
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