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Proctologist boot

Proctologist boot, where you take a hookers stiletto and strap it on your foot and you banger in the ass with it.
Man, that chick guy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.

(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours
by 0069RIGID December 10, 2025
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Lily Procter

Lily Procter is one of the coolest people in the world, if you don’t have a lily Procter in your life what are you doing, she’s very sxc and very very cool, she’s just the best
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Lily Procter

Lily Procter is one of the coolest people in the world, if you don’t have a lily Procter in your life what are you doing, she’s very sxc and very very cool, she’s just the best
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psychiatric proctologist

Medical specialist who helps people get their heads out of their asses
Dipshit, you are a fool; you require a psychiatric proctologist to help you get your head out of your ass.
by Herbos, a prince June 8, 2021
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