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Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015
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A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.
I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.
by MangMang April 11, 2015
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A term used in gaming to define a fuck-up
DUDE that guy i so potato,he misses every single shot!
by SoleNigger29 November 5, 2016
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A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.
With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.
by John Word Smith November 10, 2015
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1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.
Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."
by JensenButton March 4, 2016
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The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.
Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.
by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019
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Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
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