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POS Postulate 

A postulate in geometric systems concerning pieces of shit (POS) which states that when two or more POS's are in a group, the entire group as a whole becomes an even bigger piece of shit. Countless examples can be seen in everyday life, as this is a very common occurrence.
Yesterday when I was running, Mukul and Albert joined our group. Well, by the POS postulate we're all an even bigger piece of shit now.
POS Postulate by DistancedPOS December 26, 2011
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Pos face 

The face of a man that appears haggard, tired or generally unattractive, and you can totally tell that he has been ravaged by the horrible disease of HIV/AIDS. It's usually a man who has fag face, but older.
"That old dude is totally checking you out. Too bad he has pos face, and I you want to get AIDS. Don't talk to him"
Pos face by ChimeraSnots September 5, 2009
1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.

2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.
Pos rod by Mickies November 7, 2017
A piece of shit point of view and one no one should ever want to be looking from
Don's pos pov was not desired by anyone ever said everyone always
pos pov by von groovy May 31, 2019
The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.
Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.
COV POS by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

Metro POS 

Metro POS

Metro POS, the POS standing for "piece of $hit" is basically a description of the outdated phones, service, and coverage areas that Metro PCS has to offer. A common nickname for the ghetto phone company in which you can have no credit, no job and no money to get crappy service with lots of dropped calls, double texts, and a very small service area for about $40 a month.

Often used by cheapskates, drug dealers, and those with bad credit who cannot attain a line with a reputable cell phone service provider.
Guy 1: "I called you like three times last night dude and your $hit went right to voicemail! $hit was CrAzY at the bar...you missed a good time!"

Guy 2: "Dammit! I was just at home sitting on the couch watching UFC, my phone didn't even ring!!! Damn Metro POS!"
Metro POS by Sweet_Melissa March 15, 2011