Phucked

1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.

Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!

by jdmjr March 20, 2008

hot plunket

When you poop in a tube sock, and smack your sleeping victim in the face with it.

My aunt made a really bad dinner, when she dosed off in her reclining chair, I gave her a hot plunket!
It was gourmet meals after that!

by ReenieB November 12, 2007

Pluke

aye, aye, frank zappa.

It's ALSO
a SCOTTISH word
that means SPOT
zit, acne, white-head

so give it a chance before you down thumb it,

have a wee think:
"am I from Scotland?"

2 Scottish folk:
"Woke up this mornin' wae a massive pluke oan ma forehead, look! Man, 's like another heid. Look at it, it follows ye round the room d'nt it?"..."That's pure boggin man. Go wash yer face ya manky pr!ck."

by loobah February 19, 2010

plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

pfuck

Self-explanatory...the "p" is silent.

PFUCK i left my parrot in the oven!!

by Stephen Hutsell November 24, 2006

Cell Phuck

Term used for a video taken by someone fucking someone else with their cell phone. It is spelled Cell Phuck because it is in relation to the word cell phone. Cell Phuck = Cell Fuck

Did you guys see that cell phuck Tommy has with that girl from Vegas? It's crazy!

by Mr. Cell Phuck November 6, 2011

Philadelphia Phucker

The act of having sexual intercouse in the 4th stall of the mens bathroom on the 200 level of Citizens Bank Park.

"I just got the ole Philadelphia Phucker at the game last evening"

by ayybaybay3928 August 7, 2009