pinching a doughy

when one has to physically pinch their penis to make it erect enough for use.

Ron Jeremy in all of his films can be seen "pinching a doughy "cock while stabbing away.

by ctwnclown September 25, 2010

Loaf Pinching

Verb: To shit

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"

by Tylerscott May 14, 2009

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010

Pitchin'

The concept of putting in a pinch of chewing tobacco.

Hand me my tin, I'm about to start pitchin'

by Capt. Swee Righ April 8, 2010

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

pitchin' a hissy

Maritime Canadian term for "snit", "fit, "strop", etc... Variation of "hissy fit."

"Look sideways at 'er and she'll start pitchin' a hissy..."

"Seamus had to work late. Buddy, but did he pitch a hissy..."

"The club didn't carry Crystal Head. She pitched such a hissy..."

by Maritime Girl June 24, 2016

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016