Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
by FlexSwift May 30, 2019
someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
john: did you get lucky with Sasha?
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got Phil Jonesed
by ThatDude1988 July 10, 2012
The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.
by me? February 09, 2006
A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.
by Superfical Snail December 25, 2016
Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life
I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.
by swaggygin December 14, 2017
The former lead singer of one of the most influential metal bands of all time Pantera. he has overcame heroin addiction and has many side projects including Down , Superjoint Ritual to name a few . He is hated by some now because they actually feel that phil and his words was the cause of Dimebag Darrell's death .Phil Anselmo now runs his own record label called Housecore Records some of the bands on that label are Crowbar and Assjack . Atrue pioneer in the whole growl to melodic singing department and a stage presence still untouched to this day .
did phil load the gun -no
did phil drive to that club - no
did phil walk on to the satge - no
did phil pull the trigger - no
so quit blaming phil anselmo .
did phil drive to that club - no
did phil walk on to the satge - no
did phil pull the trigger - no
so quit blaming phil anselmo .
by dc cowles November 24, 2010
by keiran fagan November 28, 2003