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Teacher’s Pet

Kristine Nguyen is such a teacher’s pet.
by teateateatea November 13, 2018
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Pet Seagull

"My pet seagull went fishing yesterday and I think it caught crabs."
by hinko13 November 14, 2011
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Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.
Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.
by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005
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pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.
Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican
by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021
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Alien pet

An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.

It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"

"Ohh boy do i"

"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
by DonnyThePhatass September 16, 2019
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pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."
by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009
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Nasty Pet

A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.
I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.

my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
by Dr. J3 May 15, 2012
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