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Pervert's Dictionary

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.
by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006
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pervert-hater

An endangered species of perfectly normal children, who cannot understand why every little thing in this world is made pervy by the dirty minds of his/her generation.
Pervert: Hey, I'm going to take the meaning of the word "cock" and change it to mean something dirty, because my dirty mind wants it like that

Pervert-Hater: Ewwww! Why would you do something like that, a cock is a male chicken not a man's private part!
by Pokefreakred November 6, 2014
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pervert crotch

When you are wearing jeans, and the zipper area folds, giving the impression that you have an erection.
I'm telling you it's not a boner! My jeans are giving me a pervert crotch!
by sparrington January 4, 2008
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pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.
"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"
by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018
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pervert goggles

goggles that cover your eyes and nose that perverts wear in swimming pools to check out people under the water for a longer period of time
Becca- OMG Alice, that guy has been under the water for a half an hour........he's looking at your butt

Alice- OMGzz he's wearing pervert goggles.......lets tell mom and dad.........
by 784596 July 11, 2009
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Pervert Beard

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.
Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010
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Pervert Pete

YouTuber who is known as the greatest Omegle YouTuber ever. Pervert Pete goes on Omegle and talks to people, mostly trying to get girls to show their boobs. He also plays hentai games such as FAP CEO.
OMG I met Pervert Pete on Omegle and he showed me his wiener!
by GaryGabagool November 29, 2018
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