by A random person48 November 21, 2020
When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.
This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.
Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial
by Notfakebroz March 08, 2016
by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022
Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020
by hhhhaaaammmmessss August 28, 2017
Person 1: “Aw man I hit this fucking geek bar and I’m not even high anymore”
Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”
Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
A delusional Dallas Cowboys fan who doesn't know their facts straight and just keep talking about the Philadelphia Eagles rather than worrying about their own team. These fans are the kind of people that will talk down on an Eagles fan for getting excited about a great player pick up that didn't cost much, but will try to rub an inferior player pick up they themselves got, in the Eagles fans' face They don't hold the Cowboys accountable for mistakes instead of recognizing them and thinking of ways to improve the team. Instead, they make excuses for everything. These obnoxious fans are not to be taken seriously, as they "facts" they try to spill are totally ridiculous and they honestly give the 20% good Cowboys fans a bad name.
by AlexDuhGhost April 14, 2019