gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

paternaperv

a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls

Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!

by sashamish May 13, 2009

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

Pawternity Leave

A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.

Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.

He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!

by PoorDavid June 18, 2018

nicole patterson

she likes to steal your Boston Cremes
and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole

Nicole Patterson: hi

by bear142567 June 2, 2019

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004