Patrick

The highest tier of gay. Epitome of fag. You don’t want to go anywhere near this horny qear if you or someone you know is homophobic.

Dude that kid was so Patrick. I know right he was flamboyant as hell.

Patrick by Slavic Jack April 11, 2019

Patrick

A stupid idiot. He is a leprechaun and usually has big feet but no meat. He is gross and annoying also thinks he is too cool but he is just a rich white boy that wears the same hoodie and hat EVERYDAY.

Patrick: (says anything)
Stella,Gabby and Mar: (through bedroom window) HI PATRICK STUDY WITH US
Patrick: No
Us: Shut up stupid idiot

Patrick by patrickisastupididiot December 12, 2019

Patrick

totally worth of respect for any reason, Patrick Delaney.

He is a true Patrick right there!

Patrick by Eidolen December 7, 2016

Patrick

Patrick is this weird ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age. He's Also pretty chill and a good musician.

Wth are you doing Patrick?

Patrick by FriskyWhisky August 10, 2017

Patrick

Very short kid who is weak with a head shaped like box he is a tattletale and cannot get a girl

Hey my Patrick arrived

Patrick by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018

Patrick

A certain species of starfish. Considered critically endangered due to the fact that the species contains only one individual.

90s Kid: Too bad the Patrick Star is beginning to go extinct.
Dumb kid with a fidget spinner: What’s a Patrick?

Patrick by CultistOfJimmy August 6, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is an absolute amazing guy. Every girl ever would swoon over him, it’s a given. And they don’t swoon over his looks, oh no, it’s his amazing personality that hooks them. If you don’t get to know him, you’d probably think he is a nerd. Often, people call him ugly, too. But that personality? Those eyes? Even some guys would love to be with him!! (no homo) if your name is Patrick, and that’s why you are reading this, you need to know that YOU ARE ENOUGH! Patrick’s are often very insecure and not too confident, but damn, they sure do see the good side of everybody else! And sure he isn’t the stereotypical hot dude but honestly he is SO C U T E !!!!!! If you’re dating a Patrick, don’t forget to remind him that he means the world to you! He is so very loyal, caring, charismatic, and usually amazing at music, and writing, too.

(Girl one) that’s my boyf, Patrick.

(Girl 2) wtf!! He’s ugly!! He don’t deserve you sis.

(G1) Yeah, but he is so sweet! Trust me, I made a good choice

(G2) Yeah, I will see about that.

ONE WEEK L8R

(G2) DAMN SIS YOURE RIGHT HES SO PERFECT!! KEEP HIM!!

(G1) told ya!

Patrick by A girl in love!! UwU February 14, 2019