Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

Sex Pact

The pact you WILLINGLY make in high school that when graduation rolls around and you are still a virgin, you have sex (full-on intercourse, none of this third-base or oral crap) with your best friend of the opposite gender regardless of circumstances, sexual orientation, feelings, etc.

Please do not rape your best friend. Mutual consent is required, seduction is allowed, protection is always necessary.

Steve: Oh man I can't believe you're going to college a virgin
Greg: Naw me and Kelsey made the Sex pact. I'm bangin her tonight
*highfives are exchanged*

by cherrypicker88 September 18, 2012

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

by schmowo November 19, 2009

I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.

Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!

by YAWA May 1, 2018

Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!

mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science

by adrian sky December 5, 2006

Pants Rooster

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ

the pants rooster gets u up at the crack of dawn with a cock-a-doodle-doo.

by jeff sherman March 3, 2008

Parts Ninja

Someone, anyone who sneaks into your area and steals parts from your shopstock subverting the system. These individuals can and will rape any inventory levels.

Brandon looks over at his shop stock to see Darnell rapeing his inventory levels and yells: Hey! Isnt that what production control is for?

Darnell turns to Brandon with an evil grin throws a smoke bomb at is feet and disapears into the smoke!

Brandon screams: Damn you Parts Ninja!

by Cr@zy76 October 27, 2011