package rage

When your highly anticipated package arrives and you rip the box to shreds because you just can't wait any fucking longer.

"dude whats all this brown stuff on the floor"
"sorry man I got package rage earlier when my grandma sent me some candles''

by theadveturist September 3, 2017

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Get the package ragemug.

pull the package

The act of rearranging the ball sack and penis to a more comfortable position

Honey, my sack and cock is sticking to my legs can you pull the package for me

by Redskynight September 25, 2017

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Get the pull the packagemug.

Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.

“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”

by Petty package October 19, 2017

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Get the Petty Packagemug.

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.

Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.

by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011

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