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Oregon City 

A relative slum when compared to West Linn. Oregon City is near the end of the Oregon Trail; it is located on the more impoverished side of the Willamette River. Oregon City's claim to fame is the dynastic, nationally-ranked girl's high school basketball teams of the late 90's, and an elevator. Does the elevator still work? Anyway, the kids there have inordinately high rates of drug usage and teen pregnancy and low academic performance. It's the kind of town you rise up out of, not be proud that it's your home.
Oregon City might fairly be called a dystopia, but they do have a Taco Bell and a Walgreen's, which is more than can be said about West Linn.

Oregon Hot Pocket 

When somebody is talking and you spit in their mouth unexpectedly
Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket
Oregon Hot Pocket by oregon331 March 11, 2018

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee 

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

oregon trail

me:do you remember when I first came on the oregon trail?
ex: yeah, we came together
oregon trail by vateverya September 29, 2011

Oregon Hot

A female of the species who's looks would not be considered prefferable in any other locale.
Well the girl that Steve is dating is not really hot but, she is Oregon Hot.
Oregon Hot by moussealachunk February 15, 2010

Oregon Black Parade 

When you have a line of black women waiting to screw.
I was doing an Oregon Black Parade last night.
Oregon Black Parade by JJ Winner October 24, 2011