Pen Pussy

Someone who thinks they're a stoner but only smokes pens.

A: We should match with Katie she told me she smokes
B: Nah she's a pen pussy

by miserablestudent August 21, 2019

pen is nice

Pen is nice- A censor friendly version of "penis" for use of censored games and the ears of small children

Timmy touched his pen is nice today

by MuchNicePen October 03, 2019

pen-clicking

When some one clicks a pen for the hell of it or to annoy someone.

Mike: *Clicks pen*
Sally: Stop that pen-clicking!

by elmacko May 20, 2010

mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 28, 2015

Mome Pen

The abbreviated version of "momentary penetration". A very quick sexual encounter.

Jenny's mom was coming up the stairs so I only had time for a "mome pen"

by PMchoisi June 08, 2009

bic pen

When you tried to not use the full word bitch and meant to write bich and typed so fast you forgot the h before you hit send. Then you end up with bic and just finished the sentence by adding pen because there are pens also named bic. It's an endearment.

"why are you being such a bic..pen"
"rude ass bic pen"

by kmoneyswag November 03, 2017

pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.

Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?

by missiera March 22, 2011