Toast

An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.

-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"

-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"

by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010

Toast

A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.

"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"

by ¡EVA! March 3, 2009

Toast

After something has been exterminated in the case of an unanimated object but for an animated object something that "is toast" has been beaten severely.

Knowing that something will be beaten severely or marred: "Man, he shouldn't touch his girlfriend like that or he is toast!"

by Stylux May 13, 2005

toast

it is the best with the likes of wordbacon/word, wordgravy/word and wordmaple syrup/word.

IT RULES!!!

"toast is great with ham and beans and cheese and JABLEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by bacon July 21, 2003

toast

Marijuana Buds, refering to the procurment of such drug.

The toast I bought last night was very potent!

by Sam Sneed December 26, 2008

toasted

being pissed off, angery,mad.

man i was toasted after the eagles lost in the playoffs

by cootercack January 12, 2010

Toast

A word to replace the word "Porn" in everyday conversations. Describing the type of "Toast", as well as how it is cooked and prepared determines what type of "Toast" you have "eaten".

"Man, I 'ate' so much 'French Toast' last night!" means "Man, I watched so much French Porn last night!

"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"

by Valmarn May 3, 2010