That's A Load Of Fuck Off

A Term used to describe a blatent lie or false statement. See also bullshit

"That's a load of fuck off Jimmy, your sisters tits aren't that big".

by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

big fuck off

About 8

The big fuck off tent holds about 8 people

by DimHammer February 25, 2017

Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different

Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"

by rdjm01 March 28, 2015

Fuck off oclock

A rude way to answer someone's question when you don't know what time it is

"Yo Billy know what time it is?"

"Yeah it's fuck off oclock"

by Jack the trippa September 15, 2017

fuck off, man

The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.

Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.

Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

Tim: "...fuck off, man..."

by Xyotei April 20, 2011

brown fuck off

the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.

"I though we where going to negotiate my redundancy but I just got a brown fuck off"

by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004

Fuck off scott

An annoying teacher named ms scott.

teacher: do your work!

Student :"Fuck off scott"

by hahahahaha12345678910 May 8, 2013