Owego
Noted as the coolest small town in America. It's possible for sure. The OPD (owego police department) is probably the biggest waste of money anyone has ever spent. Frankie rules the streets (the local homeless bum) although hes been MIA lately. Town is filled with a lot of druggies, most of which never leave or go anywhere in life. Lots of rich old folks live in the village. Front St. is great downtown, other than that the rest of the streets are filled with straight dirt. Great place for teenages to grow up besides the fact that you have to drive almost everywhere to have some fun. Drunken donuts get it's fair share of customers. Best activities include pissing off local old people, getting drunk and or high, and cruisin the town. The indians once lived here, and the underground railroad runs under certain houses.
Owego by Merp Alerpa March 15, 2010
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