omfgp

Acronym meaning Oh My Fucking God, Ponies! Coined in response to whiney musings of certain programmers at large Universities.

P: Hey, dude. Take a look at that mystical +5 sword of swinging.
K: OMFGP!
P: Totally.

by Tuters June 30, 2006

omfgwtflolg2glmaorofl

omfgwtflolg2glmaorofl is a combination of many words that are often written by n00bs who dont have a life, it means: "oh my fucking god what the fuck laughing out loud got to go laugh my ass off rolling on floor laughing"
usually said when a funny bug ocurres in an online game...

noob 1:"hey, does that boat suppose to stay in the air like that?"
noob 2:"omfgwtflolg2glmaorofl, this game sucks!!!"

by schon121 May 12, 2008

omfgintffsoigd

Oh my fucking God I need to fuckin' fuck something or I'm gonna die

a horny phone conversation... too bad the girl is miles and miles away at the time.

horny boy: "Oh baby I want you so bad. I can't help myself. God I need it!"

girl: "Baby I wish I was with you tonight. We would've been able to do so many things with each other."

horny boy: omfgintffsoigd!

by hersheysluv December 16, 2008

omfgroflol

Oh My Fucking God is Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud! A combination of omfg, rofl and lol.

A: My nose fell off!!!
B: Omfgroflol!

by xRok November 1, 2009

OMFGPM

Oh my f*cking god...peeing myself

He: Hey! Do you come here often? Want to marry me?

She: OMFGPM

by Jacki Johin February 27, 2014

omfgiwtfkms

Oh My F***ing God I Want To Kill My Self, a phrase often said and thought of when writing your three page essay on irrelevant bullshit

"What the hell do dogs have to do with Global Warming? omfgiwtfkms...."

by Irrelevant Dreamer 101 January 27, 2018

omfgicbtjh

Stands for "Oh my fucking God, I can't believe that just happened.
Use it when omfg isn't good enough.

Person: "I just had sex with your wife."
person 2: "omfgicbtjh"
Person: "What the hell are you saying?"
person 2: " s h u s h "

by mlo12345 May 15, 2018