Old Swinford Hospital school

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo

Yours faithfully,
shush

year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"

by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

by Zizix123 February 4, 2025

Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

old schoogle

When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.

ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?

by starkasm August 26, 2010

Old Schooling

The process of crushing a 30 pack between the driver and passenger on a long roadtrip. The cans must be thrown out the window at cars and other vehicles on the trip.

Max and Dennis are taking a roadtrip out west. What better way to do it? They are old schooling it with a 30 rack of natty light.

by broschool king December 23, 2010