Nub

Someone who particularly sucks at life or possibly cant excell no matter what he or she does

wow michael is such a nub
max isnt a nub
elijah is a nub

benny is a nub
sebas is a nub because he likes ac milan

by MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH doo doo my sh September 20, 2010

Nub

Someone or something who is particularly small, runt-like, annoying, or stupid.

Girl 1: Did you see what he just did?!
Girl 2: Yeah I know, he's such a nub.

by Lauruh March 29, 2010

nub nub candy

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it

nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?

by Dodoextinct May 23, 2006

nub

a term that idiots use instead of noob

Man, i have been online for such a long time that i dont know what life is. I have to shorten a four letter word so i dont get killed, on my videogame. beep beep beep.
dumbass

by awesome January 31, 2004

nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

nub

a nub is referring to a really short penis and/or other body parts

Max's nickname is nub because his penis is so short!

by Mitch8888 April 25, 2006

nub

nub = noob,
but if you call someone a noob, you are a noob,
so the pwnful people say "nub"

Amberb4: OMG YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS THE JONAS BROTHERS! ARE YOU COUSINS?
SammieJonas: No, I'm married to joe.
Amberb4: OMG NOW I WISH I WAS YOU!!
SammieJonas: You're a nub.

~grab.com

by Samanthaa* August 3, 2008