kirk cameron

That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.

I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

kirk bender

That quiet person who suddenly lashes out in a crazy rage which was completely unexpected

Someone called him a fag and he turned into a total Kirk Bender

by 2funny4you May 25, 2014

Kirk Cameron

Former child star turned evangelist. Part of Way of the Master Ministries along with Ray Comfort.

Hey isn't that Kirk Cameron on the TBN network?

by Flash5 June 14, 2007

kirked out

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."

by laxshlee November 5, 2007

Justin Kirk

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SEXIEST ACTORS EVER!! Know for being Andy on Weeds but plays in other amazing movies. Such as See you in September as A.J..

(Andy, who is played by Justin Kirk, is sitting on the couch while Doug is sitting in a chair and they are arguing)

Andy Botwin: Hey Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Lupita: The coffee table.

by TheGirlNextDoor0001 January 6, 2012

Christy Kirk

A term used for an amazing artist.

"Wow! You're painting is so Christy Kirk!"

by artisticbitch December 31, 2011