nonspontaneously combustible

flammible; can burn.

matches are nonspontaneously combustible

by c-man June 19, 2006

Nojus

This is a sad,fat and lonely person with no sexlife and will die alone

Bigdickbilly oh look ots Nojus
Average penis bob oh yeah

by Mr.shyguy644 October 9, 2019

nonosecond

The amount of time between when the light turns green and the guy behind you blows his horn.

I'm outa here in a nonosecond!

by barfle December 27, 2008

Nojus

This guy is a best friend who try’s getting with your ex after you break up with them. He looses all his friends and gets put in hospital after he gets jumped.

Hey Nojus wanna meet up? No sorry I’m at your ex’s house.

by Sniffy Sniff Sniff December 19, 2018

Noness

pronounced no ness. used as exclamation for something you find unfair/shocking/what the hell. Useful for tricky situations where you might like to say something along the lines of 'Fuck off is that fair' but the audience wouldn't approve of that language!!!!

Oh my god, my phone isn't working anymore. Noness!!!

Teacher: Get out my classroom. Your behaviour is despicable
Student: Noness!!!

by estemo September 15, 2007

nonshit

Something that is complete nonsense and such unbelievable bullshit that your only explanation for it is such.

Having no ability to prove your self worth.

Can you believe the nonshit the sex ed teacher tried to feed us today about premarital sex?!

Pamela is such a nonshit nobody! I seriously doubt she'll ever amount to a thing.

by Mikyn October 13, 2009

Nojus

Nojus is gay who watches many anime and haves only one real best friend

Nojus is watching anime again

by FatNigger07 October 28, 2020