cactus static

distraction caused by cock

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"

by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013

Aye Static

slang for asthetic, carries the same definition

“ay vro u see Demarcus’ new fit?”
“yuh straight aye static”

by LilDaggerDix July 13, 2018

Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.

Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!

by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010

Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

Static

Used as acknowledgement, and/or as encouragement.

"Are plans are to meet up with Jessica and go to the party."

"Static, I'd love to see Jessica!"

by PhatBoyYurrt December 21, 2023

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.

Tiny Tim is a static character

by Trullman December 15, 2016