static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there

I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....

by uncomply June 25, 2022

Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

Statice

Gay

Cristian is statice

by Pushin pussy February 20, 2022

Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

by 83Wayz December 28, 2024

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025

Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025