Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!
2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008
Get the retard shoesmug. Derogatory
Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.
George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.
George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.
"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"
Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.
george bush
updraft and never seen again.
"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"
Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.
george bush
by scavanna March 2, 2009
Get the shoe dodgermug. My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality
by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021
Get the Shoe in fitmug. by monkey_donkey May 13, 2019
Get the Shoe effectmug. Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017
Get the Shoe-horningmug. 
When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.
by HazyX December 11, 2017
Get the If the shoe fitsmug.