Furry

The results of the father not returning with the milk and letting your child watch too much tik tok

These things are very horny

Guy 1: oh shit it's a furry
Guy 2: shoot it

Guy 1: the guns aren't stopping it

Furry: rawr xd
Guy 2: AHAHWHAHAHAHA

by Frenchfry69 May 13, 2022

Furry

Fatherless

Guy 1 I’m a furry guy2 so your fatherless

by Ungabonga January 18, 2022

Furry

This thing, this creature at best, is a mistake created by man. It is someone who impersonates an animal.. When you see a furry you are to grab your home grown ak-47 and kill it on sight, and if your ak-47 is pre-mature then you are to burn the furry at the stake. You are to watch to ensure that the job it done. When finished, feed it to the animal it was impersonating.

Oh no there's a furry!

by OrphanSlayerTheGreatOne January 26, 2022

Furry

A person that fantasizes about performing sexual acts on anthropomorphic animals.

I saw a furry at Dunkin'.

by orangesodahater5 May 20, 2022

Furry

A human that, for some insane reason, decides to put on a stupid animal suit and walk around going "UwU, owO" like a mental. Fursuits are generally brightly colored in a way that makes the wearer look like a deranged freakin' monster. Most furries behave in a way that disgusts anyone with a fourth of a braincell.

"OH CRAP! A FURRY! RUN!"
"UWU<"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH"

by furry_hate_is_good December 25, 2021

Furry

A creature that thinks it is an animal but is really an idiot.

Turns out there was a furry shitting on my lawn

by Jack(you know henry) November 11, 2021

Furry

Burn and Perish

If you’re a furry than perish

by Blitz(0) October 30, 2022