nintendo revolution

now called the wii

the nintendo revolution is now called the Wii.

do you really want to call the cops? or should i get naked and start the (nintendo) revolution

by shtoink August 12, 2007

nintendo 64

The best video game thingy ever. Plus, if it stopped working, all you had to do was blow on the game and it magically worked again.

Kid-Nintendo 64 is retarded. I have Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS, PS2, et cetera.

Me-So why would you get all those game systems and spend tons of money on them when you could just play Nintendo 64 and have just as much, if not more, fun?

Kid-So I can brag to all my friends. All I want is to fit in. **cries**

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

by ColdFire44 November 24, 2016

Nintendo Cartridge

When a girl gives you a BJ before you have sex with her.

I was with this girl last night and she said, "I wanna blow it before you stick it in; like a Nintendo cartridge."

by WillDaBeast1387 April 30, 2014

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Nintendo Jaw

A condition where a person stares while leaving their mouth agape as if they were playing a video game.

Look at that guy driving! He's got Nintendo jaw.

by P. Cotham February 18, 2009

Nintendo 69

When the female is giving you a blow job while you finger her butthole at the same time.

Oh man her pussy stank so I just Nintendo 69'd her.

by Balls45666 June 10, 2018