by dancerlover436 August 24, 2004
by n-dog April 27, 2008
Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 5, 2007
When you're fucking a chick while wearing big heavy wool socks. Just as you're about to cum, you rub your feet against the carpet hard and fast, sending a shock through the head of your shaft. If successful, yell, "'ere cums da hot steppa!"
by Jarvis Mayes October 25, 2009
niall - hey jake
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
by da Niall's n alex July 16, 2008
When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"
Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 17, 2008
When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard September 22, 2008