extra nosey neighbor

instead of jacking off on your friends girl you shout out "is there room for a third" and jump into their bed naked while they're fucking. try to rub against them as much as possible. this is the ultimate cock block!

dude im never inviting you over to my house again. that "extra nosey neighbor" you pulled wasnt fuckin cool man!

by tha clitt commander March 23, 2009

My Neighbor Totoro

The best ghibli movie ever. Prove me wrong

"Hey do you wanna watch My Neighbor Totoro?"

"What kinda question is that? Of course!"

by AstroIsOffline September 11, 2021

real neighbor hours

The time of day where your neighbors are sleeping and you have to stay quiet

Man, I can get online right now it's real neighbor hours.

by Emitninitsuj February 19, 2018

Whats the flavor neighbors

hows it going

Whats the flavor neighbors? Whats good

by Ricksredeyes September 16, 2010

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

by Doc Fitz March 02, 2019

The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!

Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.

by CNote2055 September 30, 2009

Under-30 neighbor

noun; a person who will help you with internet and technology

Dude, you are such a Under-30 neighbor!

by anonymouslyhere March 28, 2012