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boner safe

Being able to get a boner in front of a hot girl without her or you feeling uncomfortable.
1.
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"

Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."

person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."

2.

"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
by TheRealness December 20, 2008
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Safe as Fuck

extension of safe, used by hardcore welsh gangster rappers the GLC. meaning that is 'cool as hell', 'really rather fabulous' or can be used as a farewell.
Punk1: hey bro, im shootin off to the megabowl down stretham to get my balls polished
punk2: safe as fuck bro, laters.
Punk1: safe as fuck
by Bizzy frezzay November 26, 2005
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safe sex

Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:
Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.
by Erika July 24, 2004
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Mexico safe

An attitude or situation that would only meet the minimum safety conditions of the third world. Otherwise, it is considered absolutely unsafe.
Stacking cardboard fifteen feet high off the bed of a pickup truck and driving full speed on the freeway isn't safe, but it's Mexico safe.

Unsupervised children chasing stray dogs through a busy street is Mexico safe.
by Reverend No Dice September 25, 2011
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safe guy

A guy in the friendzone.

Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.

Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."

Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
by iklepti2 October 27, 2008
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Safe Take

Similarly defined to a hot take, but it isn't anywhere near as daring or bold. This type of opinion is either already a popular one among the majority of people, or it makes the person expressing the opinion not wrong regardless of the outcome.
Safe Take: "I think Team A will win, but I wouldn't be surprised if Team B does."

Safe Take #2: "The Lakers are going to destroy the Timberwolves."
by TheCheddarMan July 28, 2020
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safe ting

John: Meet you at 12 tomorrow?
Jimmy: Yeah safe ting.
by reenreen January 15, 2012
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