non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.
"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"
by Merrillizer January 28, 2017
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Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.
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non-consecutively

I'd hit it twice, non-consecutively!
by Christopher A. Tucker December 02, 2007
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non-bro

one that does not uphold the values of a bro
Chris Donaldson is a non-bro.
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Non zero

A number to describe an amount that actually exists even though you'd prefer noone called you on your bullshit.
She - "Hey, you were drunk as shit last night, how many shots did you have?"

He- "A non zero amount'
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non-happy

n. The phrase when you're too unhappy to say unhappy properly
"What's the antonym of 'happy'?"
"Non-happy"
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non-thinker

a person whose decision making shows an complete absence of common sense and or intelligence, but shows an abundance of ignorance and stupidity
people who are unemployed but actively try to have children, thats an example non-thinker
by nicole nice July 23, 2009
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