No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist

Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?

by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019

No Nut November Pass

A physical or nonphysical ticket which allows the holder to skip No Nut November entirely.
The only way to obtain this ticket is to not ejaculate in the entirety of any other month.

you cannot obtain one in November.

Person 1 : hey, you participating in No Nut November?
Person 2 : nah, I didn't nut a single time during April. I have a No Nut November Pass.

by muggingfrenchturtle November 20, 2020

No Nut November Preseason

October 25-31

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019

No Nut November pass

Someone who is born in November does not have to follow the rules of No Nut November.

“Hey are you still in No Nut November” Naw I got the No Nut November pass, I’ve probably nut like one Hundred times.

by Chefnut November 2, 2019

No Nut November Pass

It doesn't exist. It's just an excuse to not participate in No Nut November.

Friend: Hey I have the No Nut November Pass so now I can nut all I want.
Me: And where the hell did you find that fake news from?

by A4775 November 4, 2020