Niko is an amazing person. They are funny and often laugh at their own jokes. They overthink things and get wrapped up in their own head so if you know a Niko, you should check in on them. Despite the fact that Niko is German, they are actually quite kind; so don’t get the wrong impression! Niko enjoys Taylor Swift, cats, and being the smart friend. They also enjoy bland foods, including cabbage, cheerios, and puffed corn.
Did you see Niko today? Yes, he was teaching someone about quantum mechanics.
Are you Niko? No, I don’t like cabbage.
Are you Niko? No, I don’t like cabbage.
by mikey<3 November 21, 2021
Get the Nikomug. by emo_bish69 December 24, 2022
Get the nikomug. 
A dickless, huge ass simp, a beta male with no social life and/or a potential school shooter. Nikos also has the worst fucking hair ever, get a haircut bro nobody likes your ass.
Fotis: "Dude nikos is trying to get nudes again, what an idiot."
Giannis: "Yea dude what a loser he probably has a hole i am disabled."
Giannis: "Yea dude what a loser he probably has a hole i am disabled."
by Big tits like big dicks November 8, 2020
Get the Nikosmug. A player , he is very tall and he rides a bike . He plays with the fellings that a girl might have , he is dyslexic but makes good grades . He can have any girl he likes but he stays single and last he has a very big friend group with his twin brother
Person 1 : wow i want nikos sooo bad
The girl that got her feelings hurt by him : he is cute but nooo
The girl that got her feelings hurt by him : he is cute but nooo
by anonymous November 20, 2021
Get the Nikosmug. A loving, wonderful man. Who knows how to satisfy. He truely is your best friend in every Situation and will always help you going thru tought times. But he sometimes is a pretender, because he really has some problems, which make his life harder than you could every think.
Oh wow, that was good sex, your nearly as good as Nikos.
Oh i see, you always help me, but please show me your downside too, maybe I can help you, you don‘t have to be a Nikos.
Oh i see, you always help me, but please show me your downside too, maybe I can help you, you don‘t have to be a Nikos.
by Justtrueworde November 21, 2021
Get the Nikosmug.