Square mustache

A man who loves to paint. He tried to enter a painting school in Viana twice, but was rejected both times. He participated in the first world war and when it was over, he started working for the country.His first mission was to stop a riot in Munich, but when he got there, he made a speech that impressed everyone. Sonea joined a political party and staged a coup in the 23rd, but unsuccessfully.he was sentenced to 5 years in prison but spent 9 months in there.He wrote a book during this time. After getting out of prison and he won in 33. 34 declared his dictatorship by accepting the minister of the fuhrer.He developed the country up to 38.İn 38Annexes the austrian territory by adopting its law Anschluss.He annexed Czechoslovakia in 39 and started the second world war in the same year.The country, which took land quickly, started the barbarossa operation in 41 and started the world's largest tank war.In April 45, with the fall of Berlin, he committed suicide with his secretary. The dictator started a war that resulted in the death of 60 million people and had a great impact on the world.rest in peace my fuhrer...
by Sdkfz 171 April 26, 2022
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Oregon mustache

Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.
I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!
by Dnice456 July 25, 2019
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mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 21, 2017
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Trojan Mustache

When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.
I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session
by j Dr G August 05, 2009
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milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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Mustache Ride

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
by team honey badger December 07, 2011
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dick mustache

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
by TangClock March 06, 2009
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