The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.
They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".
A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".
A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"
"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012
Get the Pwoper Muser mug.When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:
-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one
You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one
You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!
Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis
Jim: How I get rid of her?
Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine
Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?
Bob: That's the one!
Jim: ...Awesome!
Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis
Jim: How I get rid of her?
Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine
Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?
Bob: That's the one!
Jim: ...Awesome!
by Danno81 June 8, 2010
Get the Museum Nemesis mug.A museum in Michigan which is dedicated to displaying a variety of animatronics and other coin-operated machines. It was originally owned by the late Marvin Yagoda, until he died just after New Year's of 2017, when ownership was transferred to his son, Jeremy Yagoda. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the museum was forced to shut down temporarily, until Michigan reaches Phase 5 of containment, and was faced with financial trouble due to maintenance on the machines, but thanks to a GoFundMe, they were able to remain afloat. Though Marvin died in 2017, he is attributed with the quotations "Wouldn’t the world be better off if we took nonsense more seriously?", and "Don’t use time or words carelessly; neither can be retrieved".
Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show
Furthermore, the "fabloo" band known as "Tally Hall" created an album named after Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum, and Marvin himself appeared in an episode of the Tally Hall internet show
Person 1: I heard there's this one place with some sort of weird robots and stuff down on Orchard Lake Road, called Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. Anyone wanna come with me?
Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online
Person 2: Sure, I think I heard some neat stuff about it online
by Smegma Muncher July 12, 2021
Get the Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum mug.The City Museum, located in St. Louis, Missouri, opened in 1997 and is housed in the former International Shoe building.
As far as exhibits go, the museum boasts a "eclectic mixture of children's playground, funhouse, surrealistic pavilion, and architectural marvel." They are all made of recycled industrial materials and visitors of all ages are encouraged to feel, touch, climb on, and play in the various exhibits including but not limited to a skateless skatepark, the enchanted caves, shoelace factory, and world aquarium. The museum consists of 4 floors, the roof, and the outdoor "MonstroCity," a large outdoor playground including a large ballpit with rubber dodgeballs that even adults can play in. Beneath MonstroCity is Cabin Inn, originally the home of Daniel Boone's son and is now a bar and entertainment venue.
The museum attracted over 300,000 visitors in 1999 and over 600,000 in 2007. It has been named one of the "great public spaces" by the Project for Public Spaces and has won other local and international awards as a must-see destination.
As far as exhibits go, the museum boasts a "eclectic mixture of children's playground, funhouse, surrealistic pavilion, and architectural marvel." They are all made of recycled industrial materials and visitors of all ages are encouraged to feel, touch, climb on, and play in the various exhibits including but not limited to a skateless skatepark, the enchanted caves, shoelace factory, and world aquarium. The museum consists of 4 floors, the roof, and the outdoor "MonstroCity," a large outdoor playground including a large ballpit with rubber dodgeballs that even adults can play in. Beneath MonstroCity is Cabin Inn, originally the home of Daniel Boone's son and is now a bar and entertainment venue.
The museum attracted over 300,000 visitors in 1999 and over 600,000 in 2007. It has been named one of the "great public spaces" by the Project for Public Spaces and has won other local and international awards as a must-see destination.
John: What can we possibly do tonight where we can find fun and adventure at almost every turn?
Michael: To the City Museum!
Comron: haHA!
Michael: To the City Museum!
Comron: haHA!
by ritahayworthismyboo August 6, 2009
Get the City Museum mug.A MUSEaholic is a person who lives and breathes Muse.
Always thinking, listening, and playing muse.
They even dream about them.
Always thinking, listening, and playing muse.
They even dream about them.
by Jimbob4000 September 9, 2010
Get the MUSEaholic mug.When monitoring effects of psychotropic substances, a commonly used term for a level that produces a just perceptible effect is "museum level." This is a slightly-over-threshold level which allows public activities (such as viewing paintings in a museum or scenery watching as a passenger in a car) to be entered into without attracting attention.
Person 1: Are you getting the fear? think we better turn back home..
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)
Person 2: No not yet.. Im still cruising on museum level :)
by skeptikalia April 25, 2013
Get the museum level mug.A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010
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