The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
by poopmasterdaddy May 2, 2005
Get the the muddy bootmug. The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
by killerb0129 October 21, 2010
Get the Muddy Gophermug. Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.
Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.
by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008
Get the muddy wheelbarrowmug. Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.
The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.
by Jack Goff November 24, 2007
Get the Muddy Conemug. I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013
Get the Muddy Poodlemug. Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.
by Adam c January 9, 2015
Get the Muddy Mississippimug. by johnny apps December 19, 2010
Get the Muddy Whalemug.