Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.

I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

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Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

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muddy wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.

Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.

by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008

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Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

by Jack Goff November 24, 2007

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The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.

As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.

by Bullfrog productionz May 19, 2014

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