The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
by poopmasterdaddy May 2, 2005
Get the the muddy bootmug. The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
by killerb0129 October 21, 2010
Get the Muddy Gophermug. Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.
Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.
by Monkeyfat January 6, 2008
Get the muddy wheelbarrowmug. Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.
The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.
by Jack Goff November 24, 2007
Get the Muddy Conemug. by johnny apps December 19, 2010
Get the Muddy Whalemug. the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010
Get the Muddy onionmug. by csusb person, yes it me May 27, 2009
Get the Muddy Daymug.